Travelled back from Cape Town to London over the weekend and as usual got delayed on the tarmac at Heathrow, so getting bored and with just a pen handy, I scribbled down some limericks. Why limericks you ask?
I have no idea.
No.1 – Crying baby
There was a crying baby on the plane,
The poor parents tried everything in vain,
Then along came the trolley,
The kid got a dolly,
And the parents decided, next time, the train!
No.2 – Distraught girl
There was a young girl who missed her flight,
Distraught, she cried with all her might,
A young man took pity,
(The young girl was very pretty)
And they got married on the Isle of Wight!
No.3 – Our poor world
Humans are destroying the earth,
Continually asking it to prove its worth,
They have pillaged and destroyed,
Leaving Earth an empty void,
Like a virus from the beginning of birth
The last one is quite bleak I admit, but there you go.
